miaman:

hey tumblr

donttouchmynewtonballs:

when you’re in a really bad mood and someone tries to cheer you up

gaboddr:

1997 v/s 2013

mcchampionpants:

newpope:

piobrando:

this is my favorite family feud moment

no one witnesses the fall of humanity more than him

natural-harmonia-gropius-n:

sweet-bitsy:

breanieswordvomit:

caffeinated-zombie:

So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me. 

I love how the duck is perched on the guy’s butt

I’M SO HAPPY

that’s just adorable

sarahcaastic:

My current jam.

pageofmelody:

No postprocessing, straight from the Game Boy. 

Listen close and you can hear where I gave up on making this sound good and lazily transposed 60 or so chains!

iguanamouth:

mausspace:

the-underground-hufflepuff:

Women are so pissed about being objectified and then they objectify themselves by getting abortion which is literally saying “my body is just a thing I use for sex, not the actual divine purpose it was created for”

what on earth

mcmillianfurlow:

The surreal forests of Romania, by Andrei and Sergiu Cosma of PhotoCosma.

victoriousvocabulary:

DROMOMANIA

[noun]

also known as travelling fugue: an uncontrollable psychological urge to wander. People with this condition spontaneously depart from their routine, travel long distances and take up different identities and occupations. Months may pass before they return to their former identities. The term comes from the Greek: dromos (running) and mania (insanity).

[RHADS]

sevenplusfour:

berepah:

mskneesocks:

you’re the only one who understands me google

i tried to scroll past i really did

newtypelady:

poupon:

axl99:

ienjoyfewthings:

Dear anyone responsible for a work of fantasy fiction,

This is how you warrior.

UGH. YES. LADIES IN PROPER ARMOR.

Two of those are by Marian Churchland, who is THE BEST

I WILL NEVER APOLOGIZE FOR MY LOVE OF FULL ARMOR.

rjthedetective: